The AofA Strategic Defense Initiative...

In order to build a strong defense, we here at the Axis of the Really Annoying have decided to develop our own Strategic Defense Initiative. The difference between our version of Star Wars and that of President Reagan? Ours actually works.

Yes, it was frighteningly easy for us to come up with an extremely annoying Star Wars defense. I mean, what could be more annoying than Donnie and Marie?

Oh.

Right.

Donnie and Marie and Paul Lynde and Kris Kristofferson.

Damn, that packs a punch:



What's that you say? The audio in that clip is out of synch with the video? By several seconds? Hmmm... that's pretty annoying. But wait! There's a part two! And the sound lines up in this one.

I think you'll find that it doesn't improve things any:



Let this be a warning to any blogofascists who think they can launch a sneak attack on the Axis of the Really Annoying. We have singing stormtroopers patrolling our skies. You cannot defeat us.