A show of strength... (Part I)

Hmmmm… A dilemma has come upon us here at the Axis. While it’s painfully obvious that Mr. Sullivan has not yet learned his lesson, we’re also concerned at the blatant disregard for civilian life that the nefarious Gavin M. has shown in his latest maneuvers. We fear the Axis may yet be too early in its infancy to fight a war on two fronts, but both entities pose a clear threat. We are, well… torn.

Mary McGregor, can you share with the good people our feelings on this?



Well, ok. Thanks, Mary. You got the point across. Sort of.

Anyway, we have decided to proceed with a show of our YouTube might, rather than a direct assault on either party. Mark will now begin this grand parade with a demonstration of our first tactic: Confusion.

[Mark]:



Well done, Mark! Is it Indiana Jones? Is it Casablanca? Not even Peter Cetera knows!

While the infidels are disoriented, we shall hit them with our second tactic: Macho Bullshit Posturing. Here goes:



Before they can recover, we immediately move on to tactic three: Calling In Reinforcements. For this, we would like to welcome the newest member of the Axis, super internets commando OutOfContext. What say you, OOC?

[OOC: While others may bury their head in the sand when the bytes fly, OOCradio is in the sky!]



Dear God, that’s some serious air cover, OOC!