The Axis of Annoying Officers Exam...

Pay close attention to this next video, comrades. There will be a quiz at the end for any brave young soldiers among you who wish to advance in the ranks of the Axis.



All right, now here's the quiz: How many of the celebrities featured in the video were later implicated in connection with drug use? How many were actually charged? Can you name them all?

I know, it's a tough question. We expect a lot from our officers here at the Axis. I have no doubt that some of you are up to the challenge, though. Let's hear it!

With friends like these...

Hey OOC, have any lethal new weapons for us today?

[OOC]:



Hmmm... that was pretty creepy. Seemed to be missing something though. Something like, I dunno... a shrieking harpy, perhaps?

Who will survive?

Today's weapon is a powerful spiritual force. Others may try to match it, but none can defeat the horror that is...

(dramatic pause)

Disco Jesus:

Dueling banjos... of DOOM!

In honor of President Bush's generous pardon of Randall Leece Deal, we here at the Axis have decided to add some singing um... Southerners to our arsenal.

Behold the terrifying Deliverance - the Musical:

The AofA Strategic Defense Initiative...

In order to build a strong defense, we here at the Axis of the Really Annoying have decided to develop our own Strategic Defense Initiative. The difference between our version of Star Wars and that of President Reagan? Ours actually works.

Yes, it was frighteningly easy for us to come up with an extremely annoying Star Wars defense. I mean, what could be more annoying than Donnie and Marie?

Oh.

Right.

Donnie and Marie and Paul Lynde and Kris Kristofferson.

Damn, that packs a punch:



What's that you say? The audio in that clip is out of synch with the video? By several seconds? Hmmm... that's pretty annoying. But wait! There's a part two! And the sound lines up in this one.

I think you'll find that it doesn't improve things any:



Let this be a warning to any blogofascists who think they can launch a sneak attack on the Axis of the Really Annoying. We have singing stormtroopers patrolling our skies. You cannot defeat us.

But then... how do we have fun?

Things just haven't been very exciting around here lately. I apologize for that. But I'm sure we can boost the annoying quotient around here in short order. I'd hate for anyone to think our military might had waned.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the latest weapon in our arsenal, the late, great Jermaine Stewart:

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