Crooks and Liars goes down in flames...

It seems that one Mr. John Amato thinks he can enter the YouTube arms race without notice from us. By cleverly failing to link to our massive displays of video might, perhaps he is trying to fly under our radar and avoid swift and immediate destruction.

Your little plan has failed, Mr. Amato.

Mark! Cue the C&L Destructo-Beam!

[Mark]:



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Well done Mark. I suspect we won't be hearing from him again.

As for the Sadly, No! boys, they have made a misstep in launching an Urkel Rap. As part of our basic training, all members of the Axis receive immunization to bad sitcom "music". We feel such things as a mere tickle.

Observe:



Still, your antics have annoyed us, and I regret that we will have to take a brief break from our normal musical weapons. We now deploy what should act as kryptonite to the evil Mr. R.:



Oh, he's still twitching, Mark! Finish him off!

[Mark]:



That should do it.

That's all for this time, kids, but we haven't forgotten you, Mr. M. We have something special in store for you coming up. Fear us.

Play us out with another display of our aerial might, OOC!

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